A smoky ode to busted plans and sea lion wisdom.
Bold, biting, and just sweet enough to remind you that not all endings are bitter.
Ingredients:
- 2 oz barrel-strength bourbon
(fuel for the fallout) - ½ oz ginger purée
(the burn of anger) - ½ oz fresh lemon juice
(sour disappointment) - 1 dash aromatic bitters
(a drop of regret) - Candied ginger
(for the sweet, unexpected ending) - Smoke (oak chip or mesquite, preferably)
(burning dreams and smoggy highways)
Instructions:
- Prep the glass:
Using a smoking gun or smoking dome, fill a chilled rocks glass with smoke from oak or mesquite chips. Let it sit, trapping the smoke while you mix the drink. - Shake it off:
Combine bourbon, ginger purée, lemon juice, and bitters in a shaker with ice. Shake until well chilled and slightly foamy — like waves crashing against busted expectations. - Set the scene:
Discard the smoke from the glass. (Or leave a bit swirling for drama.) - Pour it out:
Strain the drink into the prepared rocks glass over a large cube. - Garnish:
Add a skewer of candied ginger. Because even disaster deserves dessert. - Sip slowly:
Reflect on bad RV deals, detours you didn’t plan for, and the beach that made it all worth it.
🔥 Bourbon & Smoke Notes
Choosing your pour:
The Laguna Lament is bold and expressive, so your bourbon should carry its weight. Here are a few solid picks:
- Larceny Barrel Proof Select
Approachable and easy to find (Costco’s your friend). A soft wheat profile that plays well with ginger’s heat. - Green River Full Proof
A comeback kid. One of the first distilleries to rise from near-oblivion — and it’s making waves again with flavor to match. - American Woman Barrel Proof
A Colorado Rockies gem. Aged high and wild. As a Denver-born boy, this is my go-to when I want the taste of home in a glass.
💨 Smoking Without Mishaps
For adding that final touch of “burning dreams and smoggy highways,” I recommend the SmokPub Smoker.
- No flame
- No mess
- No regrets (even after round four)
Seriously. It’s one of the easiest ways to infuse smoke without turning your kitchen into a crime scene.

